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stephenfrywillalwaysbefucking:
Picturing Stephen Fry masturbating since 2008.
Stephen: Now, fingers on the buzzers for another round of General Ignorance.
Alan: No, no, I don’t want to do General Ignorance.
Stephen: Why not?
Alan: Because I always get them wrong, and I will not be humiliated at Christmas.
(via iheartqi)
Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable
I have seen him on his bicycle
I have seen him buying vegetables
Peter Cushing lives in Whitstable.
Hahahaaa I’m singing this in my head in Alan Davies’ voice with the right tune :’)
“Can I have two pints of your most homosexual beer?”
“And a packet of arse-bandits?”
“And keep the change.”
I’ve always loved this sketch
Now, the rules are simple: Points are given and points are taken away. They are taken away for answers that are both obvious and wrong, and they’re given not so much for being correct, as for being interesting. Their level of interestingness is impartially determined by a demographically selected customer service focus consultancy, broken down by age and sex – i.e. me. Because there is no one more broken down by age and sex than me.
—Stephen Fry on the rules of QI (via queenofthebbc)
